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Why The F*CK Do We Still Shop at Urban Outfitters?

When word got out that former Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries‘ goal was to market clothing only to the “cool and attractive” buyer, the world laughed in unison as we watched Abercrombie fail as a company. We were ‘over’ the moose. It was easy for us to boycott a company we didn’t care about; just as it would…

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Crying vs Buying: Raspberry Handbags.

Looking for a colorful handbag that won’t go out of season? Well, fortunately I did all the work for you. I’m currently *obsessed* with the raspberry Alexander Wang shoulder bag which is the bag in the direct center of this post. Unfortunately, an $800 handbag isn’t realistic for all of us; which is why I did…

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Would You Rather: For Experts.

Hello and welcome to the most important “would you rather” game you will ever play. A few of these dilemmas have been passed through friends (#1 Vic, thank you), some created by yours truly, and many submitted through a link I shared on my Facebook page. Enjoy, you twisted freaks. 1.) 2.) Get fucked by a goat and…

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Fun fact about yourself.

It is the icebreaker that freezes the train of thought running through your head; the question we negatively anticipate answering every time we enter a new workplace or classroom,  “What is a fun fact about yourself?” It is the runner-up for the most awkward question in the world, second only to the #1 most uncomfortable question “how many people…

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11 Things People From Massachusetts Don’t Do.

I recently quit my job working the front desk at the Boston Park Plaza hotel; the second biggest hotel in Boston. As someone who hates waking up before 10 am everyday, I generally worked the night shift– meaning there was rarely a concierge on duty for the second half of my shift…so I was forced…

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Backburners: The Fall of Monogamy

A few months ago I found myself  blindsided and heartbroken. Years had gone by since someone had truly hurt me. Things hadn’t felt right in a few weeks, but before that everything was blissful. He was perfect as far as I was concerned, as far as my friends knew, and as far as my heart…