I always knew my life would be a failure if I didn’t get my own E! True Hollywood Story. However, being slightly above average at nearly everything doesn’t get you discovered in a bank like Charlize Theron. The highlight of my acting career was getting a callback to play Brigitta in a theater production of The Sound of Music. The height of my music career was a karaoke rendition of “There’s Your Trouble” by the Dixie Chicks. I am not, and never will be, tall, skinny, or funky looking enough to model. Upon my 20th birthday I finally realized I missed my opportunity to become a Disney Channel star, so about three years ago I started this blog. I can’t paint my nails or follow directions (even with a GPS assistance), but if you want someone to talk about your ex-boyfriend with you, we’ll be best friends in no time. I’m a cheese enthusiest petrified of hot yoga and juice cleanses.I mostly write about guys and clothes, but occasionally I switch it up. I’m currently in the process of writing a book, we’ll see how that goes.
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